Questions
FAQ
Is this a real brand?
Yes. Real ceramic, real orders, real dispatch. The name is the joke; the cup isn't.
When does Run 001 end?
Two weeks from launch, or when the counter hits zero — whichever comes first. Sold out means retired forever.
Where do you ship?
Shipped from AU · US · UK. $9.95 shipping, free over $80. Made to order in your region.
What if it arrives damaged?
Photo it and email support@coffeecuck.com. We sort it, fast.
Why can't I buy her mug alone?
The pack is the door.
Can I pitch a design?
Winning pitches enter the next drop.