RUN 001 · LIMITED TO 100 · closes Sunday 16 Aug
Gift Wrap + the Apology Card
11oz of hand-finished ceramic that runs the morning without lifting a finger. Premium cup. Strong coffee. Strong opinions about both.
Sold out — retired forever
Run 001 is gone. No restocks. Find it in the Retired Gallery.
The joke
Somewhere between a flex and a confession. The mascot's little mug says the quiet part.
Specs
11oz ceramic · gold-fired artwork
Shipping
+ $9.95 shipping · FREE over $80 · made to order in your region · dispatched in — days
Returns
30-day change-of-mind returns on unused mugs — you cover return post. Arrived damaged? We sort it, fast.
Post-purchase · 1-click, after payment
One more design, same parcel — $30. He knows two of these people.